Dear Megan and Doug,
Last night I dreamed I pushed Meg. She caught herself before she actually fell. But your baby didn't like being jostled around, and she was feeling cramped inside mommy's tummy, so she angerly poked her head out of Meg's belly button to find out what was happening. That is one little princess I'm going to keep my distance from! Don't worry, all newborns are ugly. She will grow out of it. I think she looks like Doug. Sorry I pushed you Meg.