Friday, May 6, 2011

Pain, Lots of Pain!!

I don't really like technology to begin with and I HATE it when they update computer things!!!! I finally figure out how it works and I have it all set up the exact way I want it and then some bored geek at the computer company decides to move everything around for absolutely NO reason!! Now I don't know where anything is and I can't use the system the way I want to...grr. Did I give them permission to mess up my computer? If this is "progress," send me back to the stone age. I'm seriously thinking of hoisting those geeks up a flag pole by their underwear or stuffing them in a trash can! Or maybe a grand piano will fall from the sky and land on them. Or I'll tar and feather them. Or they get eaten by dinosaurs. Or I'll feed them to the shrieking eels. "Oh I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea! And then I'll put that flea in a box. And then I'll put that box inside another box and then mail that box to myself. And when it arrives...AH HA HA HA HA!!!! I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!! IT'S BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT I TELL YOU!!! GENIUS, I SAY!!!!...Or to save on postage, I'll just poison him..." I will make it so "your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails...pain, lots of pain!!"


  1. I'm not sure how to respond to this....

  2. You only need to run if you were the geek who messed with my computer :P